Care-i faza cu Chuck Norris?

**Sanjuro** · 06-06-2006 02:46

Am gasit pana acum pe alte forumuri cateva semnaturi care contineau numele marelui actor de filme de super actiune, Chuck Norris. Sunt criminal de amuzante! Dar nu pricep care e faza? E o miscare generala in sensul asta? Postati si voi daca mai gasiti ceva de genul asta, sa mai radem un pic.

"Guns don't kill people! Chuck Norris kills people!"
"When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn�t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead."
"Only Chuck Norris can judge a Xbox360 drive type when its tray is closed."

Ca sa nu mai zic ca in "Dodgeball", Chuck Norris era unul din juriu!

**manlif2_0** · 06-06-2006 03:42

asta pare a fi cum e si cu "bruce willis will save the day"

**TranceRem** · 06-06-2006 09:10

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

sunt tari !

. cred ca e un fel de amestec intre mitul creat in filme si jokes

ps: exista si faze cu vin diesel .

edit : sorry , gandeam aiurea

**Dadi** · 06-06-2006 10:36

Mesaj iniţiat de TranceRem

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

sunt tari !

. cred ca e un fel de amestec intre glume si jokes

ps: exista si faze cu vin diesel .

intre glume si jokes???

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

**woland** · 06-06-2006 10:42

Astea sint un fel de ironii la adresa lui C. Norris si a filmelor proaste pe care le face, a personajelor stupide pe care le interpreteaza, a replicilor insipide.

**netspy** · 06-06-2006 10:48

Chuck Norris poate face flotari pe tavan

**Sanjuro** · 06-06-2006 14:40

Mesaj iniţiat de woland

Astea sint un fel de ironii la adresa lui C. Norris si a filmelor proaste pe care le face, a personajelor stupide pe care le interpreteaza, a replicilor insipide.

Sa-ti fie rusine! Sacrilegiu!
LOOOOL!!! Mortale chestiile astea!

***Bigger, Longer & Uncut*** · 06-06-2006 14:54

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Din ce auzisem faza a plecat de la wow apoi s-a extins pe tot internetu. CN nu e actor, asa ca este normal sa nu aiba cele mai stralucite roluri, in schimb prefer sa ma uit la un film cu el decat la brokeback mountain sau ce alte aberatii au mai iesit in ultima vreme...
PS : When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

**manlif2_0** · 06-06-2006 15:15

"Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head."

"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero"

mi s-au parut foarte tari ... am ras cu lacrimi ....

**Johan** · 06-06-2006 15:47

Mi s-a parut super tare asta

--- Chuck Norris can speak braille.
si ..
--- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

**mnz** · 06-06-2006 16:10

chuck norris facts e old dar e cul

enjoy.

**manlif2_0** · 06-06-2006 16:26

care stie ceva link-uri cu bruce willis facts?

**Epika** · 06-06-2006 17:35

google

**Sanjuro** · 13-06-2006 02:24

Slava Cerului! M-am linistit! Adevarul sta scris in semnatura mea, sa il vada toata lumea de acum incolo.

**blondu'** · 07-01-2009 20:21

O sa incep eu primul

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

**blondu'** · 08-01-2009 20:15

Chuck Norris nu are ceas el hotaraste cat e ceasu

**Mad** · 09-01-2009 13:14

Chuck Norris s-a nascut intr-o casa construita chiar de el.

Copiii au pijamale cu Superman. Superman are pijamale cu Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris poate ineca un peste.

Chuck Norris can kill one stone with two birds.

Chuck Norris a numarat pana la infinit. De doua ori.