Google Gulp

http://www.google.com/googlegulp/


At Google our mission is to organize the world's information and make it useful and accessible to our users. But any piece of information's usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who's using it. That's why we're pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)™ with Auto-Drink™ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

Think fruity. Think refreshing.
Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex. Plus, it's low in carbs! And with flavors ranging from Beta Carroty to Glutamate Grape, you'll never run out of ways to quench your thirst for knowledge.

How to get Gulped?
You can pick up your own supply of this "limited release" product simply by turning in a used Gulp Cap at your local grocery store. How to get a Gulp Cap? Well, if you know someone who's already been "gulped," they can give you one. And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool. But very, very (very!) soon, you will be.


http://www.google.com/googlegulp/


Ce parere aveti? Va fii disponibil in curand in Romania?


ps: it's funny! laugh!

Don't worry there is no sugar

slabe sanse sa apara si pe la noi dar speram

Mesaj iniţiat de adi.b

Think a DNA scanner embedded in the lip of your bottle reading all 3 gigabytes of your base pair genetic data in a fraction of a second, fine-tuning your individual hormonal cocktail in real time using our patented Auto-Drink™ technology, and slamming a truckload of electrolytic neurotransmitter smart-drug stimulants past the blood-brain barrier to achieve maximum optimization of your soon-to-be-grateful cerebral cortex.

totusi, va uitarati pe site-ul ala? cititi chestia aia de mai sus? cum sa aiba un DNA scanner integrat in capac?

sau http://www.google.com/googlegulp/product_line.html

Glutamate Grape – Why drink plain grape juice when you can stimulate your ionotropic and metabotropic receptors and groove to a sugar high? Enhancing your learning and memory functions never sounded sweeter. (Note: excessive amounts of glutamate can cause neuronal damage, so drink responsibly.)

sau http://www.google.com/googlegulp/faq.html

2. Wait – you're saying Auto-Drink™ changes my brain chemistry? Um, yeah – but for the better.

site-ul ala era o gluma de 1 aprilie de acum cativa a celor de google, voi chiar nu stiti sa gustati o gluma cand o vedeti.

urasc cand trebuie sa explic o gluma

is this the cure for stupidity?

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heh, misto faza, deocamdata sucul e "beta"

te-ai gandit mult ??

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te-ai gandit mult ??

nu am mai putut sa dau edit la post da am primit bad reputation
Google Gulp 09.03.2007 17:38 mi se pare ca esti cam retardat
de ce sunt retrdat ???

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nu am mai putut sa dau edit la post da am primit bad reputation
Google Gulp 09.03.2007 17:38 mi se pare ca esti cam retardat
de ce sunt retrdat ???

just for the record, nu e de la mine cred ca ar trebui sa ii spui lui Eros

Mesaj iniţiat de ovisebdan

just for the record, nu e de la mine cred ca ar trebui sa ii spui lui Eros.
desi nu am inteles replica ta, m-am abtinut din a-ti da reputatie

eu de fapt am vrut sa dau QUOTE la Syn dar am dat din greseala la tine ...fine ....