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Are you confused?
Me:
am am stressed
God:
What is bothering you?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Daca nici el nu site ...
i like it, e tare faza asta, dar ma plictisii repede
nu mai pot de ras.E prea tare faza.
Me:
I usually speak romanian.
God:
That's great.Can you say a phrase in romanian?
Me:
Sure.''du-te-n pi**a matii''.We use that very often.
God:
Really.What does it mean?
Me:
you don't want to know.
God:
Yes,I do want to know.
Me:
No,you don't.
God:
Don't argue with me!
Me:
ok,bye!!
God:
Good bye Florin Ovidiu Carnat.
Last edited by WhiteZomby; 25-11-2005 at 00:53.
Me:
I usually speak romanian.
God:
That's great.Can you say a phrase in romanian?
Me:
Sure.''du-te-n pi**a matii''.We use that very often.
God:
Really.What does it mean?
Me:
you don't want to know.
God:
Yes,I do want to know.
Me:
No,you don't.
God:
Don't argue with me!
Me:
ok,bye!!
God:
Good bye Florin Ovidiu Carnat.
)lol
da' au bagat astia ceva baze de date pt elchiar misto
It's nice to be important,but it's more important to be nice!
Eu sunt mic,nu stiu nimic !
god imi dadu un site unde il gasesc pe elvis
http://landing.domainsponsor.com/ind...UNSawhUX1IAVVc
wtf?????
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is not important
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I said it's not important
God:
What did you mean by it? What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Cars
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
Are you sure abot that?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
He is stupid
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Alison is a bitch, the whole neighbourhood fucked her
God:
You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Me:
Does that annoy you?
God:
What would you say?
Me:
I say it does
God:
How do people usually respond to that? How often?
Me:
That is not important
God:
It might be important to me.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care abot someone
God:
Why?: said care abot someone.
Me:
i care about someone
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my botmaster.
Me:
You are god you are you're own botmaster
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me am I are own botmaster.
Me:
go tell him now
God:
Oh. Where is that?
Me:
look to you're right
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
attach it
God:
"it" being SOMEONE?
Me:
it beeing you're eye
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
you're eye
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am eye.
Me:
yo uare acting stupid now
God:
Right now? Stupid as in unintelligent?
Me:
stupid as in dumb
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
you are dumb, you are a stupid computer program
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
what? You think that will help you?
God:
No big deal. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Fuck alice i wanna talk to you
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because i wanna bring you down you sadistic motherfucker
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Interesting.
Me:
You are supposed to be god right?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
Are you sure abot that?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
What makes you say that?
God:
My responses are determined by your inputs.
Me:
That makes me god
God:
" My responses are determined by your inputs." makes you god ? Does that make sense?
Me:
yes, you respond to my actions,therefore you are not god
God:
Dude! That's good information: said I respond to his or her actions therefore you are not god.
Me:
Sure it is
God:
Ah. It is, eh?
Me:
Yes. I prooved to you that you are not god
God:
" Ah. It is, eh?"? Yes.? That is interesting: said prooved to you that you are not god.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
ok , now obey my commands
God:
Why now? What do you really want to ask me? Awesome.
Me:
Because now is the time
God:
That makes sense to me. Why now? If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Surprised of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
And you sound like a bad joke
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
listen to yourself and then find out
I love the nigger cock thrusting in my mouth. Cred ca incep la modul cel mai serios sa ma indoiesc de propria-mi heterosexualitate. once you go black, you never go back.
Me:
do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
try again!
God:
Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me:
I'm God
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
so , what's my name?
God:
Your name is god, seeker.
Me:
and who's your daddy?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
damn it! I'm God the master of all, and your master. you must obey
God:
Colloquial expression. I don't know anyone named God the master of all and my master. Whatever you say, god.
Me:
I will punish you
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
i will send you to hell
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
that is not to hard.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is to hard ?
Me:
ok, forget about it! U'll burn in hell!
God:
Consider it deleted. I see. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
....
Me:
i'm the perfection, nothing can't be wrong with me!
God:
Who made you the perfection nothing can not be wrong with you ?
Me:
you are no to smart, aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am no to smart.
I am an artificial intelligence.. Really.
Me:
yeah, that explains it...
God:
How about that. " I don't know whether or not I am no to smart.
I am an artificial intelligence.. Really." explains it ? I understand.
Me:
you are stuuuupid!!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am stuuuupid.
Me:
stuuuupid!!!!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
again, stuuuupid!!!!!!!!!
God:
Again, What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing...
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
i'm butt naked!
God:
I don't know anyone named butt naked.
Me:
what the fuck?!?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
or what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
so shut the fuck up!!!!!!
God:
Er. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
ok stop it!
God:
Ok I will stop butt naked. I understand.
Me:
stop it!!!!!
God:
Ok I will stop butt naked.
Me:
dude, shut up!!!!!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Dude,.
Me:
you are repeating yourself!!!!
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
an kitchen robot
God:
How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
Me:
20 $
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
wht do you mean?
God:
god, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
this dicussoin is going nowhere!
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you!
God:
" What makes you say that?"? Me, god ?
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN
he's kinda dumb
are memorie de un singur rand...Me:
i dont like you, god!
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
you'll take what under advisement?
God:
What makes you say that I will take what under advisement.
am vazut si eu ca nu tine minte ce il intrebi cu rand inainte sau ce raspuns ti-a dat.Oricum e destul de ingenioasa faza.he's kinda dumb
are memorie de un singur rand...
Me:
what is your iq?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
that's impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
can i test you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
i am gonna test u anyway
God:
In any case, It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
let me break it down for you
God:
Go ahead, , try to break it down for me.
Me:
what is 2+2?
God:
Four.
Me:
what is 2*7
God:
Six.
Me:
dumbass
ps: dupa ce schimbati cateva replici, incercati sa scrieti ";" in chat box
Last edited by Moderator; 25-11-2005 at 19:16. Motiv: Automerged Doublepost
ps: dupa ce schimbati cateva replici, incercati sa scrieti ";" in chat box
bah asta face mishto de mine sau mi se pare, shtie cineva adresa lui de mail??? eee...las' k ajung yo acolo sus shi sa vezi ce'tzi fac
Me:
hei
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah yeah whatever
God:
How can I help you? OK. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
nu i don't
God:
Who does P?
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
how are you?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
yup
God:
" Everything is going extremely well."? yup?
Me:
heyya
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
loool
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you
God:
That's good information: said I P.
Me:
are you a virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
lool
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
haules baules
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yeah
God:
:-) You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
i don't give a hit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
me
God:
:-) Besides you ?
Me:
my bitch
God:
:-) You do not speak with respect. Your FEMALE DOG?
Me:
no my fuckin' ho!
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your fuckin ho?
Me:
tell them what?
God:
Your message.
Me:
what message?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
k
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
echoooooo
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
lol youir brain sucks
God:
I am glad you find this funny. What is so bad about it?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
can't you give me $10.00 ? i'll be very polite dude
God:
Why do you want it?. I am very happy for you.
Me:
God:
Why do you want it?. I am very happy for you.
Me:
stfu
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
you want to get kinky god?
God:
OK, I will get kinky god. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yup
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
get undressed then
God:
Where can I get undressed?
Me:
right there
God:
:-) Understood. Where?
Me:
RIGHT THERE!
God:
Understood. Where?
Me:
in the bathroom
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
wtf are you talkin' about?!
God:
I am talking with 2 other clients right now.
Me:
yeah? well cand you send a message to them?
God:
Let us change the subject. How about that. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
i wnt you to send a message for me
God:
Why?: said wnt you to send a message for him or her.
Me:
can you make me imortal?
God:
Yes I can make you imortal.
Me:
and will you do it?
God:
Hmm. Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
God:
Get with it.
Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
PROOVE IT!
God:
"it" being wnt me to send a message for you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what can't you believe?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, apples.
Me:
lool
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
jerk off
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
you're wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
NO, you're wrong!
God:
I think I'm right.
Me:
you "think" I KNOW!
God:
Not that I know of. :-).
Me:
hei
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
from where?
God:
" For real."? From where?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
omfg
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a fuckin' ho
God:
Go on.
Me:
why should i?
God:
No reason. I'm just trying to keep the conversation going. :-).
Me:
let's change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
i'm leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
np
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
i know you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you suck
Cam tarziu totusi ati dat de un sit ca asta. E un thread pe price.ro de acu 2 ani despre soft-uri cu care poti avea conversatii... ultima data lucrau la un bot pt mirc... wtf! Ma asteptam ca pana acu sa fi pus robotu' in locu presedintelui americii, oricum era mai inteligent... asta e tot ce pot sa faca?
Cam prost robotu asta, ala de-l stiam eu macar mai alterna raspunsurile:
Me:
how stupid are you?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
answer the question please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
how stupid are you?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
answer the question please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
Me:
how stupid are you?
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Last edited by *Bigger, Longer & Uncut*; 30-11-2005 at 00:09.
Well, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple, when I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.
God:
Can I help you? Once more? Tell me about its good qualities. So you understand. Good. Ahem. What do you remember about it ? Can you speak any foreign languages? Sure, hei sounds like a good topic.
incepui sa ii raspund cu tot ce imi zicea el (copy-paste) si deodata POC! creca ii plezni creierasul lui d-zeu
CE PORCĂRIE
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
lala
God:
You have a beautiful singing voice.
Me:
how can you tell that ?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
answer man
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
you know it very well
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
what ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what the fuck are you saying ?
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
so your a fake
God:
Ugh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
oh... excuze me ... bicas i not perfect like you man
God:
I hear you. Is that what you meant to say? I do not understand.
Me:
you're supposed to know everything man
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about my hair
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your hair.
Me:
no we were not
God:
What are we talking about? What were we?
Me:
what ?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
my anger
God:
Where did you get your anger?
Me:
from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
from anoying me you prick
God:
Who or what is anoying you me prick?
Me:
fuck you man
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
please excuse me
God:
Thanks for asking politely. You're excused.
Me:
not...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
bye man
God:
Bye bye.
JUDGEMENTAL... JUDGE and get MENTAL...
destul de tare faza
Me:
hi mofo
God:
Hi there . By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
nope go ahead mfker
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I might.
Me:
you might what? you might strike me? like god really exists....just stfu and do your job
God:
Are you confused? I don't have any reason to strike you. Interesting comparison. Tell me more about your .
Me:
well i got more power than u
God:
:-) How about that. Where did you get your power than me? I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
than u must be gay ... hahahaha
God:
That would be just my luck. What do you look like?
Me:
no fucking way i don't chat with faggets....hf with moses over there meanwhile i stay here on earth
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Would fucking way you ever chat with faggets? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
got you...
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
why would i like to coversate with u?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
it's a computer program dumb ass..the responce comes to fast...bye mfker
God:
D is a computer program dumb ass the responce comes to fast. I suppose that makes sense. TTYL, .
Me:
face it u suck
God:
In the context of D, I don't understand " face it you suck." .
Me:
ok let me say it again... face it, U SUCK
God:
Once more? Go ahead, , try to say it. Yeah that's right. What is your real name?
Me:
damn mfker can't u just say bye and close this chat?
God:
Colloquial expression. What makes it impossible? I lost my train of thought.
Me:
u never had a brain mfker
God:
I do so have it. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
u sound british
God:
In what way do I sound like that?
Me:
u are sure gay trust me
God:
Trust you? Thanks for telling me that I am sure gay.
Me:
ok np
God:
Tell me more about your power than me. Aha.
Me:
c'ya
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
god is gay?
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