This woman was pregnant and about 2 weeks to give birth and her husband says "Come on sweet heart let make love."
She said "But, What about the baby?"
He said "Is OK, the doctor said it was completely safe and makes no harm for the baby."
So she warmed up and did it with him. 2 weeks later she gave birth and the baby once was out asked the doctor
"Are you my daddy?"
"No" says the doctor, ...to the anestesiologist
"Are you my daddy?"
"No"
And the father came into the room and the baby asked
"Are you my daddy?"
"Yes my son" says the guy picking him up. Then the baby says
"Daddy can you come closer?"
"Sure son, What is it?" And the baby placing his 5 fingers together hit the father in the forehead saying:
"Hurts, Doesn't it?"