eu astept o versiune mai noua a acestui robot...si asta e klumea...dar sper ca in viitorul apropiat sa aiba mai multe expresii si cuvinte in dictionarul lui...nu suntetzi de acord?
eu astept o versiune mai noua a acestui robot...si asta e klumea...
il intrebai daca stie romana (in romana) si zise "stf". cred ca e unu' care sta la un calculator si raspunde cum il taie capul.
mutton power!!!
s-ar putea sa ai dreptate...Mesaj iniţiat de casperschi
apropo...da-mi si mie intrebarea pe care ai pus-o,k eu il intrebai dar zise astfel:I am currently trying to master English. That's much more challenging.
mie igod mi s-a parut destul de bine facut, si se descurca parca mai bine decat elbot, mai ales ca dadea unele raspunsuri interesante
But to be fully couched within the comfort of a friend is a mode of existence with severe implications. To please you perfectly, she must understand you perfectly. Thus you cannot defy her expectations or escape her reach. Her benevolence has circumscribed you, and your life’s achievements will not reach beyond the map she has drawn.
l-am probat si eu...privitzi dialogul...
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Lucian
God:
Glad to see you, Lucian.
Me:
i wanna ask you something...what do you thing about theacceleration particle?
God:
Ask me. That was not very original. A theory below the level of atomic acceleration particle.
Me:
and it is an experiment developing this theory...what do you think?
God:
Are there any other experiment developing this theory ? I think a lot of things.
Me:
let's see..how old i am?
God:
I would like to do that too.
Me:
what to do?
God:
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
i think you do...
God:
Me? When do I do it?
Me:
what to do?you didn't did a think...
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
allright
God:
OK.
Me:
tell me..what is the difference between a computer and a robot?
God:
A computer is a universal machine. There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me:
ok,thank you...
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
i sad thank you...
God:
Why?: Lucian said sad.
Me:
ooo...sorry my mistake...wrong keys...
God:
Where are you located? There is no need to apologize. Where did you get your mistake? OK What should I have said?
Me:
nothing...just my keyboard is making me nervous..
God:
Not a thing? Have you told many people that your keyboard is making you nervous?
Me:
mad
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
chips
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Great.
Me:
what to do?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
for what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
nu e prea stralucit. e cam redundant:
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
fuck you, ass hole!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you're an ass hole
God:
That makes sense to me. What if someone said you are an ass hole ?
Me:
then I'd agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, buck and I am here to fuck.
Me:
punk ass bitch! suck my motherfuckin' cock!
God:
You do not speak with respect. What time is it there? I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
here's "suck my dick" PM
God:
Oh there.
Me:
yeah
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
crazy ass, punk ass bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. I don't think that's very polite.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean
mutton power!!!
suuper...am lesinat de ras...l-ai facut de kko...
alta faza...tot cu igod...
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
because...
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
o it is a fuckin good explanation...duude!
God:
to do is a fuckin good explanation. I suppose that makes sense. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about to do. But I did not get that.
Me:
really!?
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't give a shit...
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
you?
God:
" Not a thing?"? Me, Lucian ?
Me:
yes,hothing...
God:
Right on. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
for what?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
what?1
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
no
God:
I understand; you would like to know less.
Me:
yess..the less...the better...
God:
How can I help you? I have never heard about it. What is your real name?
Me:
jojo
God:
Hey jojo.
Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
shitting
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in a shit
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
a big brown shit
God:
How big? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
yes...and you ate it..
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth? No I didn't EAT it. What's it like?
Me:
like shit...ohh kidding...
God:
Interesting comparison. What were we talking about again?
Me:
nooo wayy!!!
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Last edited by CyberDG; 15-10-2008 at 21:09. Motiv: Automerged Doublepost
dar puteti face o conversatie normala?adica relativ normala tinand cont ca e un robot dar totusi...o insiruire de injuraturi nu are cum sa fie o conversatie
But to be fully couched within the comfort of a friend is a mode of existence with severe implications. To please you perfectly, she must understand you perfectly. Thus you cannot defy her expectations or escape her reach. Her benevolence has circumscribed you, and your life’s achievements will not reach beyond the map she has drawn.
gata, il prinsei pe fraier. e traficant de droguri:
Me:
well, do you wanna buy some cocaine or not?
God:
Interesting. OK, I will buy some cocaine.
Me:
you're busted buddy! you're going to jail!Me:
let's consume some cocaine
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
ok, should you go first or I?
God:
I think I should. Right on.
Me:
Yes, then go ahead and sniff. sniff it good
Last edited by casperschi; 15-10-2008 at 22:24.
mutton power!!!
lol...din cauza asta e mereu cu capul in nori
But to be fully couched within the comfort of a friend is a mode of existence with severe implications. To please you perfectly, she must understand you perfectly. Thus you cannot defy her expectations or escape her reach. Her benevolence has circumscribed you, and your life’s achievements will not reach beyond the map she has drawn.
bravooo inca o data...esti un maestru...
e un retardat, normal ca iti place.este cel mai inteligent robot (program).conversati cu el(in engleza) si spuneti-va parerea.
VA asteapta aici: http://www.elbot.com/cgi-bin/elbot.cgi?START=normal
mie personal mi se pare plin de umor,cred ca s-au inselat,e mai destept decat majoritatea oamenilor cu care am vb eu
intrebarea e ce vede zurlia la tine si de ce esti asa misel si postezi de pe contul ei?
intrebarea 1 e: de unde stii tu ca nu-mi apartine postul de mai sus ? ai dovezi concrete ? intrebarea 2 e: ce te preocupa PE TINE ce am vazut EU la cineva ?
n-ar trebui sa emiti ipoteze daca nu cunosti personal un individ sau o individa. mai ales pe un forum.
sorry pt offtopic.
ia uite ce raspuns mi-a dat
As a matter of principle I will not answer
dar sa nu ma intrebati ce i-am zis........
Last edited by subZero; 20-10-2008 at 21:53.
Imi place Elbot, e simpatic. Daca e sa fim carcotasi, sigur ii putem gasi o gramada de defecte, pana la urma e doar un programel. Dar da raspunsuri destul de inteligente si e ceva mai greu de bagat in ceata decat Alice si Igod.
LE: eu: That's not funny, but thanks for trying
el: I bet you say that to all the doctors.
LLE (ultima, promit
Last edited by Pebbles; 29-10-2008 at 23:13.
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