Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield:
Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield:
nu e de film dar cred ca se incadreaza cu success
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rbI66Qlp0IMesaj iniţiat de Seinfeld - The Alternate Side
poze
We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is allowed, winning an argument against the mods will get you banned.
Excelent thread.
in afara de cele de mai sus din Avocatul Diavolului, Snatch si Scent of a Woman (btw, discursul din tribunal) care sunt sublime, ar mai fi:
Snatch
Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I'm sweet enough.
Fight Club
Tyler Durden: It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Tyler Durden: Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
South Park
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!
V for Vendetta
V: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
si nu in ultimul rand,
Duke Nukem: I've got balls of steel!
cu duke nukem am putea umple un thraed separat
.
poze
We have a very simple policy here: arguing with the mods is allowed, winning an argument against the mods will get you banned.
Cum am citit ce se cere aici imediat m-am gandit la faza respectiva!
E absolut geniala!
De departe cel mai bun monolog dintr-un film!
The message above is my opinion and only mine, no influences and no official statement so if you think it's wrong, you may be right, I'm just human you know...
"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the Universe." - Albert Einstein...
Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told! Think about it...religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man (buhuhu), living in the sky, who watches everything you do, every minute of every day; and the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do; and if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time...BUT HE LOVES YOU! He loves you, he loves you and HE NEEDS MONEY! HE ALWAYS NEEDS MONEY! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing and all-wise...but somehow...JUST CAN'T HANDLE MONEY! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes and they always need a little more.
Now you talk about a good bullshit story...HOLY SHIT
...
If there is a god, IF there is, I think that the most reasonable people will agree that he's at least incompetent and maybe, just maybe...DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!!! DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!
George Carlin in spectacolul "You are all diseased - 1999"
Al Pacino Rant
ps: see the movie.
Cut me off at the knees and call me tripod.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIzHO...elated&search=
Cea mai tare scena din True Romance, discursul lui dennis hopper despre sicilieni si christopher walken se ridica la nivelul lui hopper in aceasta scena.
Eu recomand tot filmul, e pacat sa urmariti decat acest mic filmuletz inainte.
Are 9 min, ultimele 4 minute contin discursul despre sicilieni.
Superb.
P.S. la glengarry glen ross sunt atatea faze, imi aduc aminte cu placere de toate, must see filmul.
Terminator - I'll be back
editat semnatura - Edited by MOD - Fara reclama in semnatura !
Total Eclipse:
Arthur Rimbaud: I have no intention of taking a job. My work is going far too well - I can't afford to waste time earning money.
American Beauty:
Jane Burnham: I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school. What a lame-o. Someone really should just put him out of his misery.
Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!
Lester Burnham: Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!
Reservoir Dogs:
Nice Guy Eddie: Did you see that daddy? Guy got me on the ground and he tried to fuck me.
Mr. Blonde: You wish.
Nice Guy Eddie: Listen Vic, I don't mind what you do, but don't try to fuck me in my father's office, I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way.
Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.
Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.
Mr. White: I got Madonna's big dick comin' outta my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what comin' outta my right.
Terminus Paradis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfCHVk3bks
Superba asta a lui xan :
"
V for Vendetta
V: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
"
Am sa scriu si eu ceva ce mi-a placut .
E din "Orient Express"-ul lui Nicolaescu .
"
Andrei : ... Iar dumneata imi ceri sa traiesc viata pe care mi-o confectioneaza curentele timpului ... multimile sau conducatorii multimilor . Nu vreau !
Stiu ca sunt multi care gandesc ca domnia ta , ca sunt tineri care s-au inscris in partide sau organizatii extremiste de stanga sau de dreapta ... treaba lor !
Furtunile sociale care clocotesc in ulita ... nu ma intereseaza .
Daca valurile multimii vor ajunge si la Moruzeni , te asigur ca pe mine nu ma vor mai gasi .
Nu-mi doresc decat mandria de-a trai si-a muri frumos , intr-o splendida izolare .
Idiotul : In societatea de azi nu exista izolare splendida !
A : Ba da tinere . Atata timp cat nu ma atinge nici un strop din noroiul timpului de astazi .
I : Asadar printe ... sa nu facem nimic !
A : A ... n-am spus asta . Eu am vorbit pentru mine . Sa nu FAC nimic .
I : Nu intelegeti ca societatea se schimba . In Rusia a castigat revolutia saracilor . In Italia si-n Germania sunt regimuri de dreapta - aici totu-i prafuit ... traiti in afara realitatilor ... sau nu mai traiti de mult .
A : Poate . Nici piramidele Egipt-ului nu mai traiesc de mult .
Dar exista .
"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRyR-1GYr9Q - Cer senin !
Bruno Ganz in cateva scene de exceptie din filmul The Downfall of Hitler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vjy57J8Svg
memorabila reprezentatie.
Julien Jeanvier: [as Julien is fleeing from the police] Sophie was back in the game! Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!
Julien Jeanvier: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Aurélie Miller: Yes.
Julien Jeanvier: Naive.
[Jeux D'enfants]
Tamsin: This is Edith Piaf. I just adore her. She was this marvellous Parisian woman who had such a wonderfully tragic life. She was married 3 times & each husband died in mysterious circumstances. The last one was a boxing champion and she killed him with a fork. She didn't even go to prison because in France crimes of passion are forgiven.
[My summer of love]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: [Randy brings Frank a glass of whiskey] Thank you Randy. You still with Snowqueen Sugar?
Randy: Snowflake. How come you always get that wrong?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Because it's not important for me to get it right.
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: [shouting] I'm in the dark, here!
[Scent of a Woman ]
Lola: Life can be so randomly beautiful.
Lola: I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.
Lola: Here's what I learned: when you're happy, the whole world's New York. And that dreams are important. Someday, when you're not even looking, they find you.
[Confessions of a teenage drama queen]
Prince Edward: Your men love you. If I knew nothing else about you, that would be enough.
Young William Thacher: Someday, I'll be a knight
Roland: What's your name, William? I'm asking you William Thatcher, to answer me with your name? It's not Sir William. It's not count, or duke or earl William. It's certainly not King William.
William: I'm aware of that.
Roland: If the nobles find out who you are there'll be the devil to pay.
William: Then pray that they don't
Kate: With hope, love should end with hope
William: He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.
[A knight's tale]
thereisnospoon..
Jay and Silent Bob strike back:
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.Jay: So your in this for the pussy right?
Brent: No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?
Jay: Even Sheep?
Brent: Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.
Jay: So would you fuck a sheep?
Brent: What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.
Jay: No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.
Jay: Thought so.
[Yelling]
Jay: Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!
Brent: No! No! No!
Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!Jay: You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.
Chaka: Duck, pie fucker! Damn, these white boys can't fight.Jay: I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls
Last edited by casperschi; 17-10-2008 at 21:22.
mutton power!!!
Peter Finch as Howard Beale in Network
Un speech care face toti banii
Goodfellas:
Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
[...]
What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Bing, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother!"
Toata scena:
Last edited by Moderator; 07-11-2008 at 02:21.
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
He was so deadly that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to AWSOMENESS
..
...
....
There is no charge for awsomenes.
.....
......
.......
"we should hang out"
"agreed".
Last edited by Elysium; 07-11-2008 at 13:21.
Terminus paradis, Razvan Vasilescu: uat da fac?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlfCHVk3bks
Prea Tarziu, razvan vasilescu in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFGTV...eature=related
Prea tarziu, razvan vasilescu bestial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikOF...eature=related
Asfalt tango, injuratura tare
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTAo-...eature=related
Niki ardelean, colonel in rezerva, razvan vasilescu, fututi mapele ma-tii
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwmmUTXS_lQ
Cateva faze din Balanta, razvan vasilescu in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeSbBM0RNXY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQcK...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bucnx...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOKXx...eature=related
Last edited by gigi; 27-12-2008 at 13:12.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=181LVbXaPII
e mortal monologul asta, am un prieten care-l stie pe de rost, toata ziua ferzatiu in jos, ferzatiu in sus, haios rau nenea politistul
p.s. frumos si trist ca eminescu
Iata cateva variante:
Descarcati varianta potrivita:
Raspunde cu citat
