Actori: Replici, monologuri, discursuri

**gigi** · 08-09-2006 23:59

ce replica, monolog, discurs v-a placut intr-un anumit film si de ce, cum se numeste filmul, actorul ......etc.

**Xia** · 14-09-2006 14:57

''(Clarice): -Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims.
(Hannibal): -I didn't.
(Clarice): -No. No, you ate yours''

(din ''Tacerea mieilor'', Jodie Foster si Anthony Hopkins, fabulos film)

''Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius.'' (''Scent of a woman'', replica fiind al lui Al Pacino... what do you say boys, is he right?

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**GReddy** · 09-10-2006 02:47

Cateva din Aliens , unul dintre filmele cu cele mai multe replici memorabile :

Apone: All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!

Drake: Hey Hicks. Man, you look just like I feel.

Newt: My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are, aren't there?
Ripley: Yes, there are.
Newt: Why do they tell little kids that?
Ripley: Most of the time it's true.

Frost: Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting me some more of that Arcturian poontang! Remember that time?
Spunkmeyer: Yeah Frost, except the one you had was MALE.
Frost: It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby!

[during the drop to LV-426]
Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Apone: Knock it off, Hudson. All right, gear up.

Vasquez: Anytime, anywhere, man!
Hudson: Right, right. Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!
Vasquez: Fuck you, man!
Hudson: Anytime, anywhere.

Apone: All right, sweethearts, we're a team and there's nothing to worry about. We came here, we're gonna conquer, and we're gonna kick some, is that understood? That is what we're gonna do, sweethearts, we are going to go and get some. All right, people, on the ready line! Are ya mean?
Marines: Yea!
Apone: Are ya mean?
Marines: Yea!
Apone: WHAT ARE YOU?
Marines: We're mean Marines!
Apone: WHAT ARE YOU? HUDSON! Get on the ready line, Marines, it's time to die! Get on the ready line! Move it out, move it out, goddamnit! Get hot! One, two, three, get out! Move it out, move it out, move it out! Aaarrrrr, absolutely BAD-acid! Let's pack 'em in!

**robocopu** · 23-10-2006 12:10

Terminator - I'll be back !

**oveman** · 26-03-2007 18:49

Pulp Fiction quote:

MIA: Don’t you hate that?
VINCENT: What?
MIA: Uncomfortable silence. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT: I don’t know.
MIA: That’s when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.

**@L!N** · 27-03-2007 02:34

Casablanca e izvor de citate memorabile, printre care si cel mai impresionat(din punctul meu de vedere) din istoria cinemagrafiei:
"Here's looking at you, kid." ----- ce moment!

**oveman** · 31-03-2007 22:16

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future. But why would anyone want to do a thing like that?

**Daemian** · 02-04-2007 18:31

Monologul lui Al Pacino din "The Devil's Advocate" - pur si simplu demential!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMdKV9_mAxc

**SyN** · 02-04-2007 21:34

Apocalypse now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. prea tare replica asta

si de asta imi adusei amnte pt k doar ce am vazut si filmul http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxm7-yM7l1s

**HashPe** · 02-04-2007 21:55

Eduard Norton - 25th hour - http://youtube.com/watch?v=4Be6I1giOL8

"say hello to my little friend"

**DRAKO** · 07-08-2007 23:42

Top 10 sau cate vreti dar preferabil nu mai mult de 10 de replici sau discursuri care v-au placut din filme:

1. Terminator 2 Judgement Day
The Terminator: I'll be back!

The Terminator:Hasta la vista, baby!
(le pun ambele aici pt ca sunt printre cele mai faimoase si merita ambele locul 1)

2. Devil's Advocate
John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

3. Scent of a woman
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell do you think you're talkin' to? I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen. Boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn't nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. You think you're merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are... executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not a Bairdman. Bairdmen. You hurt this boy, you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of ya. And Harry, Jimmy, Trent, wherever you are out there, FUCK YOU TOO!

4. V for Vendetta
V: Voil�! In view, a humble voudivillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, it is vestige of the vox populi no vacant, canished. However, this visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent verman-vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V!

5. Snatch
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

6. The Matrix Revolutions
Agent Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more that your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
Neo: Because I choose to!

7. Leon
Mathilda: You killed my brother.
Stansfield: I'm sorry. And you want to join him?
Mathilda: No.
Stansfield: It's always the same thing. It's when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life. Do you like life, sweetheart?
Mathilda: Yes.
Stansfield: That's good, because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it.

8. South Park - Bigger, longer and uncut
Cartman: [singing] Well, Kyle's mom is a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. / On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she's a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king kamehameha bee-utch. / Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a big big big big big big bitch. / Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she's such a stupid bitch./Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!
[sings in mock foreign languages]
[Finishing his "Kyle's Mom" song]
Cartman: Kyle's Mom... She's a big, fat, fuckin' BIIIIIIIIITCH! Who's a fuckin' bitch? Kyle's Mooooooooom! Yeah!
[Notices Kyle's mom standing behind him]
Cartman: Oh fuck.

9. Snatch
Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

10. Die hard
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

**ShiMeiLi** · 08-08-2007 00:04

"-Wha'chu huggin me for?
-He told me to...
-Go away!
-Neaah....you like it!" Happy Feet asta e singura care imi veni in minte acu...

aaa si mai sunt 2 din "Queen of the damned"
Stuart Townsend:"come out,come out...wherever you are"
si acelasi actor
"Immortallity seems like a good ideea,until you realise you're going to spend it alone"

**red_devils87** · 08-08-2007 00:13

nicolas cage: I'll do my best
s connery: your best ? losers always cryin' about their best.

**soricelu`** · 08-08-2007 00:14

The Libertine 2004

John Wilmot:
Allow me to be frank at the commencement:
You will not like me.
The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled.
You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on.
Ladies, an announcement. I am up for it. All the time.
That is not a boast or an opinion.
It is bone-hard medical fact.
I put it round, you know.
And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't.
It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.
Gentlemen, do not despair.
I am up for that as well.
And the same warning applies.
Still your cheesy erections till I've had my say, but later when you shag, and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you, and I will know if you have let me down.
I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads.
Feel... how it was for me, how it is for me. And ponder.
Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed?
Did he know something more profound?
Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining live-long moment?
That is it.
That is my prologue.
Nothing in rhyme.
No protestations of modesty.
You were not expecting that, I hope.
I am John Wilmot. Second Earl of Rochester.And I do not want you to like me.
secventa

**C.I.A.** · 08-08-2007 00:19

O replica favorita din Madagascar

care o folosesc destul de des

cand urmeaza sa faca careva o tampenie

"Smile and wave boys, Smile and Wave"
Zambiti si faceti cu mana baieti

**Elysium** · 08-08-2007 00:20

T.E. Lawrence: My friends, we have been foolish. Auda will not come to Aqaba. Not for money...
Auda abu Tayi: No.
T.E. Lawrence: ...for Feisal...
Auda abu Tayi: No!
T.E. Lawrence: ...nor to drive away the Turks. He will come... because it is his pleasure.
[pause]
Auda abu Tayi: Thy mother mated with a scorpion.

Lawrance of Arabia(1962)

**René** · 08-08-2007 00:44

1.The Matrix Revolutions
Agent Smith: Everything that has a beginning has an end, Neo.

2.Mr. and Ms. Smith
John Smith: I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.

Nu cred ca threadurile trebuiau unite.DRAKO a propus sa pune fiecare cate 1 top 10 sau mai putin al citatelor/discursuri etc.

**Daemian** · 08-08-2007 01:46

The Matrix Reloaded

Smith: I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die. With a certain satisfaction, I might add. And then something happened, something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay. Compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mr Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an agent of this system. Because of you, I've changed, I'm unplugged, a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free.
Neo: Congratulations.
Smith: Thank you. But, as you well know, appearances can be deceiving which brings us back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free... There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose, because, as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
Smith 1: It is purpose that created us.
Smith 2: Purpose that connects us.
Smith 3: Purpose that pulls us.
Smith 4: That guides us.
Smith 5: That drives us.
Smith 6: It is purpose that defines us.
Smith 7: Purpose that binds us.
Smith: We're here because of you, Mr Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us: purpose.

Good Will Hunting (unul dintre cele mai destepte monologuri scoase vreodata pe pelicula!!!!!!

)

Will: Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had a no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

...suna mult mai bine din gura lui Matt Damon

**soricelu`** · 08-08-2007 20:02

Green Street Hooligans (2005)

excelent film.

yankies:
I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,

Nearly reach the sky,
Then like my dreams

They fade and die.
Fortune's always hiding,

I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air.

SCENA

**DRAKO** · 09-08-2007 21:19

A few good men

Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth.
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth.