Johan
Nerds Rule The World

http://crap.fi/?i=5851

To get a hammer smashed face.

chiar asa,de ce a traversat drumul?

ionuuuuuuuuuuuuuut Love ya! Love ya! Love yaaa!

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious
dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the
five flaming crossed swords!

Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the
unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark,
misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I
cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY
MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck... AND BE
METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it
is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: To give the christian woman some
bloody kisses

Immolation - because it was here in after

Cynic -it went to celestial voyage

Testament - to practice what it preach

Crown of Thorns - because of good and evil

Morbid Angel - it found Gateway to Annihilation

Deicide - to fuck your God!

Kataklysm - it followed the Awakener

Pestilence - it was leaving Land of Tears

Nocturnus - because otherwise it will die by the Sign
of the Key

Sentenced: To end its misery.

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE
ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE
BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Avantasia: To fly on the wings of destiny!

Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time
it dies...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken
aren't you scarred...

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the
morning!

Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like
witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his
road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR,
GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to
you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken!
WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose
this chichken
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Evergrey: It went in search of truth

Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN' DENIM, WEARIN' LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector
sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens,
that is where it falls apart...

System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked,
raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!


Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it
there.

Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of
Blashyrkh... Mighty grim Ravendark...

Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken
roars...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast
void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral
forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didn't want to be in a band with
an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Dark Funeral: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...


Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE
CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T
BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii
ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken
is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes,
he's the bringer of the blight...666, Satan!

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa
with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean
peace!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom
it'll bring! *bagpipes*

Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken
make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens.

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE
(back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know
what it got itself into...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some,
chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.


Finntroll: Han for iväg med sina trollvänner för att
slakta nagra kristna!!

Siebenburgen: To run away from the Father Of All Lies

un seat marbella.

ce maşină ai luat din germanica, bre?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3wH7tYkyvM


fuck youtube.

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