u are now chatting with god....

[provider]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
vorbiti si voi cu dumnezeu)

[JUsTundelineME]

ce tare

[alleks]

yeap...imi zise dumnezeu k maine imi arunca un avion de sus e super de treaba, nu k altii

[Im2good4U]

nebunie...

[Saphyne]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH omg ce tare

[gwen_st3fany]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
vorbiti si voi cu dumnezeu)

ce super

[DarkBringer_bgl]

Me:
sup noob
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
something i dont know
God:
What?
Me:
are u fucking retarded?
God:
Can't you please be more polite?
Me:
for fuck sake u just pretend are retarded or u really are
God:
Your purpose is fuck sake me just pretend are retarded or me really are.
Me:
are u ?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
come on dont be gay..are u gay?
God:
I was not trying to be a gay am I gay.
Me:
dont know u tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
are u going slightly mad?
God:
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
Me:
yes towards you lmao
God:
Dude! Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
myself why?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
u tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
k enough u're completly idiot bye
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
k bye fag
God:
See you later.
mie asta mi-a raspuns

[IamSam]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
nu
God:
How are you, nu.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
you're not that smart
God:
You may be right.
Me:
you're just a bot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
simple
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
alice
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
you are a noob
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? Only when it matters.
Me:
NOOOOB
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
FUCK OFF
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
you only said that cuz I said fuck
God:
I said that? That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you you can't see this
God:
I could if my eye was attached.
Me:
F U C K
Me:

God:
I could if my eye was attached.
God:
Are we still talking about fuck?
Me:
S e e what I mean
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
F U C K O F F
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
or a lot of friends with cancer?
God:
How many?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
that you are an idiot
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
igod
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I god
God:
Interesting gossip: nu said god.
Me:
Repenting made easy
God:
That's right. How much easier could it be?
Me:
iGod
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
-.-
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
25:72
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
ahahah
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
OWNED !
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blank
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
1-1
God:
One what?
Me:
the score
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
noob
God:
How old are you?
Me:
18
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
talking with god
God:
Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
everyone who knows this site actualy
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
you're just a bot putting some common answers on the screen.. just as soon as I complicate shit a bit you make it seem that you know that I`m talking crap but in FACT YOU KNOW SHIT
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine? You seem quite eager for it.
Me:
noob
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[F4bian]

interesant..vorbi si io cu el...da' al dreaq e engelzoi..nu prea rpicepui mare lucru


Me:
ce faci nepoate
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
aha da acu e greva
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ba da mha..esti cam gisca
God:
" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. "? ba da mha esti cam gisca?
Me:
esti cam diliu
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
pai intr-o zi ma duceam sa o bulesc pe una...si cand am trecut prin fata pe la Big am auzit ultimu volum al lu' guta si m-am dus acasa si am cautat pe net si am luat si io toate melodiile...e chiar marfa..daca vrei iti zic site'u sa il iei si tu...ce zici
God:
Tell me a story. Yay. That is a very original thought. Can we get back to business? :-) Are you still located in ?
Me:
in cartier aci
God:
Where is that?
Me:
mm...pai pe langa calea ferata
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Are we still talking about ce zici?
Me:
ahamz
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
asa si...
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
ia zi mosule romana nu sti..
God:
So was that.
Me:
bine mha hai ca te las...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
te pooooooop
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

[alleks]

da "GODU" asta e cam afemeiat ..in plus, cik diseara se duce la disco

[EChO]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
cosmin
God:
I am very pleased to meet you cosmin.
Me:
me2
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:

God:
Me either.
Me:
ce tare esti
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
it's no problem
God:
I never said it was.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
i want a BMW
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
and a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
asl pls
God:
5/Robot/California.

[Saphyne]

God is a woman! i knew it!
pacat ca e mai proasta decat o fetita de 2 ani blonda si cu prieten cu bmw

[alleks]

Me:
'sup nigga'?
God:
Same old.
Me:
oh..
God:
It's all good.
Me:
ok nigga, i'm happy u said that
God:
Are we still talking about asd? Awesome.
Me:
what the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
why not mister god?
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:

God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you lie
God:
Interesting explanation. My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
and, how is it
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
/w
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
gizas . i live in the fucking romania
God:
That input matched my default category. What is it like living in the fucking romania?
Me:
it's .....it's so ..... it's disaster
God:
Sure it is. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
my t-shirt
God:
Do robots have t shirt?
Me:
you idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ok, global village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say. Mmm.
Me:
i'm not a parrot
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A parrot.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
yea, and pigs fly
God:
What are you wearing? Ugh.
Me:
i'm naked
God:
You must be a man.
Me:
GIZAS!!!!!how do'ya know that
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
hmmm...how does enthernet goes there
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. How should I know how it does.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
a?
God:
A B C...
Me:
D E F...
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
go fr one subject
God:
Where is that?
Me:
for*
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
it's behind ya'
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yea
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
e it
God:
"it" being behind ya?
Me:
i see it
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
what an asshole!!!behind you
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
from where
God:
" Ok I will ask him when he comes back."? From where?
Me:
from where?
God:
"" Ok I will ask him when he comes back."? From where?"? From where?
Me:

God:
"" Ok I will ask him when he comes back."? From where?"? From where?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so...
God:
So?
Me:
how do ya say gizas in your language?caus' i don't know what are you tiping there
God:
I did not know it does.
Me:
what an idiot
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
doesn't work
God:
I can't tell if work.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
nope, you didn;t
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
what was yor first girlfriend?
God:
Are you asking about my first girlfriend ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
i wouldn't
God:
Why not?
Me:
i would rather talk about you
God:
it is my favorite subject :-).
Me:
hahaha
God:
I like to Random natural disasters..
Me:
so funny
God:
Whoa. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
:-|
God:
Whoa. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what deal
Me:

God:
I have to process that one for a while.
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ha, so funny
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
ba da alta limba nu stii mancatzi-ash portofelu k n-am kef de engleza?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
se pare k nu ..ce prost..
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
perhaps...
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
becasue
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i don't believe that
God:
Please state your rationale.
Me:
show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
c'mon man
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i beat my parents and my sister and my teachers and all my neighbours
God:
Why?: said beat his or her parents and his or her sister and his or her teachers and all his or her neighbours.
Me:
beacase i want
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
no, really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
neah, joking
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
of course i can.me neither
God:
It goes without saying. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
of course i can
God:
I don't judge people. Who taught you?
Me:
my mother
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
don'cha ask me about my mother because i'll kill ya
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i'll tell it in my language
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
i don'know
God:
Me either.
Me:
you're so boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
wow..cool.you are a VIP
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a VIP? Yes. Who is the best robot?
Me:
you mom
God:
You are such a flatterer, .
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. Gee.
Me:
i gotta go because you're so boring...
God:
Bye. That makes sense to me. Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.


such an....an...an...idot!
P.S.: imi plac e cum e programat.cool site

[picolo]

eu dupa cateva schimburi de "replici" am reusit sa-l "blochez"..adica nu mai raspunde nimic si nici nu mai pot scrie nici eu ceva

[badie]

God is a woman! i knew it!
pacat ca e mai proasta decat o fetita de 2 ani blonda si cu prieten cu bmw

Me:
age?
God:
I was activated in 1995.

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
junk
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
marpha
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
you asked...
God:
Ah.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Thursday, November 24, 2005.
Me:
what year is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Thursday, November 24, 2005.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

[Saphyne]

Me:
Me:
and a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
asl pls
God:
5/Robot/California.[/COLOR]

god are personalitati multiple

[badie]

Me:
you don't have a nice breath...
God:
I do so have it. I don't know if I have a breath.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
are you stupi or you just pretend?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am stupi or me just pretend.
I am a computer.
Me:
so... if you are a robot - you are not god...
God:
Oh. Would you like to be a robot I am not god ?
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
allmighty?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
gagautza...
God:
That is a very original thought. I am so glad you find this amusing, adie.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, adie.
Me:
i'm plannig to fuck with some girl from there
God:
Hey plannig to fuck with some girl.
Me:
do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
are you virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
is that different?
God:
That depends.
Me:
of what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
because you are stupid?
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
or why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
stupid!
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
ya
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, plannig to fuck with some girl.

[EChO]

god are personalitati multiple

bineinteles...nu stii ca nu e o persoana?e o entitate... prea cool chestia asta...m-am prapadit de ras

[badie]

Me:
you told a friend that you are a girl. you told me that you are a male. what are you ?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: plannig to fuck with some girl said I told a friend that you are a girl. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.

[Starty]

Are you confused?
Me:
am am stressed
God:
What is bothering you?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.

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