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i make juice happen.
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Her: I wish I were creative.
Him: You are. You're great at creating difficult situations.
si asta e tot spam....clar.
si avand in vedere k in momentu' in care l'ai facut ... dormeai....pot sa te numesc cel mai mare
Oare cum miros morcovii daca nu au nas?
Colors made sounds in his mind. And he learned to play those sounds on his instrument. Green, with its infinite variations, was his most subtle harmony. The Listeners came, took him from his home to a house in a deep Deciduous Forest and listened as his music was played through perfect speakers on the roof of his house.
o convinsai pe mama sa imi dea bani de excursieeeeeee
i make juice happen.
cat ?o convinsai pe mama sa imi dea bani de excursieeeeeee
Oare cum miros morcovii daca nu au nas?
nu conteaza ..oricum trebe sa mai strang ceva
dar decat deloc..
i make juice happen.
Ana are mere stricate.
Her: I wish I were creative.
Him: You are. You're great at creating difficult situations.
La facultatea de biologie, examen despre miriapode. Profesorul are un insectar in care sunt doar parti din insecte: un piciorus, o aripioara, o antena, etc.
Studentul e rugat sa recunoasca specia. Dupa trei incercari nereusite, profesorul il anunta ca are nota 2, si ca-l asteapta la toamna. Pleaca studentul suparat insa cand sa iasa pe usa, profesorul il striga:
- Hei, care e numele tau?
La care studentul bagând un picior pe usa:
- Ghici!
Noul DEX ...
BATALION = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe
A GENERALIZA = verb mai mare in grad decit "a coloneliza"
GHERILÄ = un mos simpaticut care daruieste copiilor din Cambodgia , Honduras si Peru cadouri
dragute: mitraliere, pistoale, grenade, mortiere...
GHINIOANE = varianta moldoveneasca pentru ardelenescul "Bine, Ioane"
HAITI = grupuri de lupi flamanzi care bantuie prin judetul Botosani
LESINA = pe unde merge "le tren"
LIBERTATEA PRESEI = privilegiu de care se bucura un ziarist la iesirea din inchisoare
MERITORIU = teritoriul ocupat de livada de meri
MOLIERE = cutiute in care se pistreazi naftalina
NASTURE = plasture pentru nas
PLASTURE = nasture din material plastic
PITON = peshte a carui lungime declarata se obtine din cea reala prin inmultire cu 3,14
RATEU = pateu din carne de rata
SCARABEU = cetatean ce locuieste la bloc, la scara B; din aceeasi familie de cuvinte se
cunosc scaraCeu si scaraDeu.
SCUMPETE = termen dragastos adresat femeii iubite pe timp de inflatie
TRACTOR = actor cu mult trac
TUTUN = a-a-arma de-de-de a-a-artilerie
TZURTZUR = Sunetul soneriei, iarna
VEDETÄ = nava mica de razboi care se bucura de o deosebita popularitate
i make juice happen.
si cat de alive......
data trecuta...cand l'au incuiat aia in clasa...sa darame usha nu alta
eram pe jos de ras
mie mi-a zis de doo ori calamitate..si o data ca sunt terminat daca nu invat
terminat esti oricum
i make juice happen.
i make juice happen.
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women have their fault,men only two,everything they say, everything they do
My similing licence has been suspended...there is no gold at the end of the rainbow
kandya, Trabook, Aetana!x3
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I love the nigger cock thrusting in my mouth. Cred ca incep la modul cel mai serios sa ma indoiesc de propria-mi heterosexualitate. once you go black, you never go back.
alleks
i make juice happen.
vrea cineva o pereche de sandale roz???
women have their fault,men only two,everything they say, everything they do
My similing licence has been suspended...there is no gold at the end of the rainbow
kandya, Trabook, Aetana!
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feteless vrea.
sa le ia...i trully deeply madly hate them
women have their fault,men only two,everything they say, everything they do
My similing licence has been suspended...there is no gold at the end of the rainbow
kandya, Trabook, Aetana!
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