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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly screaming "WoooHoooo! What a Ride!
Pentru mine, dragostea e foarte profunda, dar sexul e mai comod, pentru ca are doar cativa centimetri adancime.
Vand clacson de avion !
Tu cand vrei sa fluieri, fluieri
Prepare to evacuate soul
ba ce-ar merge acum un shot de tequilla. si ghici ce frate, scoate o sticla de tequilla si ne apucam sa bem, ne imprietenim si pe facebook. super tare frate.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly screaming "WoooHoooo! What a Ride!
Prepare to evacuate soul
Nu te baga nimeni in seama
ma bagasi tuNu te baga nimeni in seama
Prepare to evacuate soul
Si esti mandruma bagasi tu
Si esti mandru
tu esti vip sub acoperire
Prepare to evacuate soul
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly screaming "WoooHoooo! What a Ride!
să trăiț copiii mei!
salut zagalo
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly screaming "WoooHoooo! What a Ride!
salut răzviiii
na' seara...ce zici zagalule?
salut!
ete mă amuzam copios de un banc:
In compartimentul unui tren, un tip sta vizavi de o gagica blonda cu sani foarte mari si o fusta foarte scurta.
Desi face eforturi remarcabile sa admire peisajul din Valea Prahovei, privirea ii aluneca inevitabil catre coapsele fetei.
Observa cu usurinta ca tipa nu poarta chiloti si de atunci peisajul de afara devine brusc neinteresant.
Tipa il observa si il ataca imediat:
- Te uiti la pasarica mea?
- Da, imi cer scuze,
- Oh nu-i nici o problema!, dar uita-te cu atentie ca o sa iti dea si un pupic...
Intr-adevar, cu o incordare foarte naturala, buzele pasaricii fetei ii trimit tipului un sarut.
- O pot face sa si clipeasca, zice tipa, si pasarica clipeste.
Femeia il invita langa ea.
Tipul se muta.
Femeia il intreaba:
- Ti-ar placea sa bagi doua degete in pasarica?!
La care tipu:
- Hai, las-o dracului, sa nu-mi spui ca poate sa si fluiere...)))))
salut răzviiii
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly screaming "WoooHoooo! What a Ride!
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